Parking. You're doing it wrong.

"JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder!" (jqj213) 11/10/2014 at 20:52 • Filed to: spotted, spotted at work. soul, wtf, fail, parking fail

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Your car is supposed to stay on the asphalt! Yes, they did actually touch. See the next pic. Spotted at work.

Old people. They shouldn't be allowed to drive!

No Prius Needed > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! 11/10/2014 at 20:53

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Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! 11/10/2014 at 20:54

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That's a lot better than the asshat in the Ram 3500 parked in the middle of the fucking street.

JustWaitingForAMate > No Prius Needed 11/10/2014 at 20:55

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Beat me to it.

BrownMiataDieselWagon > No Prius Needed 11/10/2014 at 20:55

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lol recommended this meme twice today, funny every time

jkm7680 > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! 11/10/2014 at 20:55

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Kia is a nice shade of hearing aid beige.

JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! > No Prius Needed 11/10/2014 at 20:56

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That. was. Perfect!

Just made my night! Thanks!

JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! > jkm7680 11/10/2014 at 20:59

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It truly is one of the worst colors I've ever seen. Its not white. Its not beige. Its just... Bleh

jkm7680 > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! 11/10/2014 at 21:00

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It looks like some horrid faded white of some sort. I don't really know how to describe it besides that.

SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! 11/10/2014 at 21:03

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This actually wouldn't be too bad by Florida standards. I'm half convinced that the most commonly listed handicap for the disabled parking tags is a complete inability to park or otherwise operate a motor vehicle.

JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! > SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie 11/10/2014 at 21:27

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Or obesity. So many fat people with the placards!

jvirgs drives a Subaru > jkm7680 11/10/2014 at 22:08

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Egg shell

BoulderZ > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! 11/10/2014 at 23:10

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Was it an out-of-gear-brake-off kind thing and it just rolled, or did they actually pull in that way? Parking lots. They're like slow motion death traps.

JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! > BoulderZ 11/11/2014 at 07:18

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Nope. Actually pulled in that way! She is sadly a regular at our store and always parks like a pig...simply because i dont think she can actually park.

And that they are! I witness so many near accidents and almpst get backed into on a daily basis! Its the most stressful part of that job!

BoulderZ > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! 11/11/2014 at 12:24

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Sounds bad all around! It sucks that it's very hard for the elderly to get along without cars most places in the US. It doesn't excuse a lot of the driving way past time to give up the keys, but I wish there was a better transition path. Stay safe, and hope you don't get squashed!